Monday, 17 December 2012

Pro Tips: for Tongariro Alpine Crossing



1st: sneakers, don’t wear them moron. Any argument for wearing them is invalid on a track like that. Especially if you have shrimpy white legs.


2nd: poles, if you are not a mountain goat, which I am sure you are not,  try to use them if possible or you might cry for your life during the track. Poles do not make you look like a pussy.

3rd: time, do not leave if all the nice weather is already gone for the day. 1.30 pm departure for a 6 hours track is also self explanatory...

4th: dress code, casual smart is not mandatory you little piece of shit. Lose the jean and / or little jacket you use to hook up girls in bars.

5th: bag, seriously, can you not carry your own stuff. Where are your water / coat / food? Do not be a retard, man up and do not let someone do your work.

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